Tuesday, May 21, 2013

15 things alpha males do

These are the general traits of alpha males in the human species:




  1. Active predators: Not on other animals or people. Alphas do prey on people sometimes (making others do their work). They eat. What does Brad Pitt do in all of his movies? Eating regularly makes them look rich and healthy.

  2. Complete jerks: Alphas are the actual bad guys. They are so mean when it comes to talking to girls. This one character makes them mysterious in front of a woman. They keep teasing women when they are around and shockingly women do like it. 
  3. Hardcore investors: Alphas have completely understood the money system. One of the easy ways to evade inflation. This makes their life easy and gives them a lot of time to play!
  4. Well planned: Alphas plan their schedules and work accordingly to meet their goals. This makes them look confident and makes women think " He has a stable life, and he can take care of me!".
  5. Groomed up: Alphas give enough time to dress up. They maintain a wardrobe of clothes which fits their size. Short haired, and Alphas wont let their facial hairs to grow for more than 4 days. In short ready to meet women always.
  6. Introverts: Make sure you have control of your mouth. Or else you will be boring. Alphas seem like extroverts. But are actually not outgoing. They talk only when needed. They don't get involved in things they are not sure of.
  7. Get laid often: sex is one of the best ways to cool your brain. Women get attracted to men who are  players already. This can be explained with the sexual selection of some species of fish. The female fishes prefer a male which is mating already than a single fish which looks more healthier.
  8. Well furnished place: I guess this is kind of obvious! 
  9. Exercise: This is not for a body building contest. A 30 min workout per day is enough. Exercising regularly is good for both your personal life and sexual life.  
  10. Versatile knowledge: Knowing everything from magic tricks to cooking. Women love men who cook. Palm reading may also help.
  11. Learning new things : Learning a new sport or a musical instrument can make your brain more creative.
  12. Act gentleman: The first state of mind which an Alpha gives to a woman is security. This may come as a shock to you. The explanation lies within evolution. First few organisms of this earth just had mother and daughter cells. So what is the need for another gender to evolve? Being secure is the first priority of any organism. So men are evolved to take care of women and make them feel secure. 

  13. Live like a man, work like a women: Alphas don't pile up things to work overnight. Small amounts of productive work regularly would do. Party hard!
  14. Creatively funny: Women like men who make them laugh. Being funny to an extent is advisable.
  15. Stop loss limit: Whether its working or partying. Alphas don't overdo  things. They can even say no to sex. The basic fact is there are a lot of women out there and you have got a hell lot of time for that.